MRS

thegardenqueer:

Straight ppl: omg my boyfriend held my hand today when we were driving!! I was floored!!! He didn’t disappoint me in every way imaginable for a whole 5 hours!!! He even texted me once!
Lesbians: today we broke our record of telling each other I love you 100 times in 1 hour, I had 4 consciousness-altering orgasms that opened all of my chakras, she bought me flowers for no reason at all and proposed after a month-

  1. maddi-sans said: Um… what if I do both?
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